(All Shayari Collection)

With the launch of iPhone 6, OLX is more excited than Apple....
as people will sell old phones, car, house etc to buy iPhone.


Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great;
I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut;
Just think about me!


We are even racist when it comes to weather:
White clouds = Good
Black clouds = Bad


Breaking News:
Rahul to Retire.
BJP President: Wow, it's time to celebrate.
Secretary: Sir, it's Rahul Dravid retiring from Test Cricket and not Rahul Gandhi from politics.


Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!


BACCHA GHAR SE MAAR KHAKAR GUSSE ME SCHOOL JA RHA THA..
KISI NE PUCHA- BETA PADHTE HO?
BACHA- NAHI SCHOOL KI DRESS PEHN K TERE BAAP KI BAARAT ME JA RHA HU..
CHALEGA?!......


In exams:
one frnd continously asking:Abe kutte kuch bata to de
He replies:Mujhe ghanta kuch aata hai
Frnd:To kutte kya baap ko Luv letter likh raha hai


Pathan Bi0logy ka Practical Attnd krty Huye. Examiner Ne 1 Bird ki Taang Dikhaai, aur PATHAN se us bird ka Naam p0ocha..
Pathan B0la: I d0n't Kn0w..
Examiner: Y0U HAVE failed, kya Naam hai tumhara?
Pathan: Hamari Taang Dekh0 or Naam Bataa0..! Baat karta ha sala..!