(All Shayari Collection)

MUSAFIR:" Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge..
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BACHA:" Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To..
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MUSAFIR:" Tab To Bahut Hi Acha Hoga..
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Bacha lassi le aaya Musafir Ne 5 Lote Lassi Peeney K Bad Bache Se
Pucha:" Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nhi Pita..
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BACHA:" Pite To Sab Hai..
Lekin Aaj Lassi Me CHUHA Gir Gaya Tha aur usi me mar gya tha Musafir Ne gusse me Lota Zamin Par De Mara..
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Bacha Rote Huye
Bola:" Mummy Inhone Lota Tod Diya..
Ab Hum potty karne kya lekar jayenge.. ?? :/ :p


ear Dialogue "Hasi toh phasi "
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Aji Ghanta ... :/
jitni bhi hasi unme se aaj tak ek bhi nahi
fasi ... :/ :/ :/


Very touching prayer by a
little child
Dear God,
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This X-mas please send
clothes for all those poor
ladies in Daddy's Laptop...!X_
X


Arz Hai
The Janaza Of Aashiq Is Nikla From The Gali of Mehbuba With Very Zor-Shor
The Mehbuba Jhaki From The Door & Boli Margaya Haramkhor. . .


"Real Heart Touching Story"
A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.
Next Day He Asked About The Gift.
B0y: Hows The Bird??
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Girl: Very Tasty!


Girl1:Kal mere sapne me kisi ne mujhe chaku mara
Girl2:Tu dar mat,agar sapne sach nahi hote to roz me pregnant nahi hoti


Beta-"Papa, Aapne Humari Nayi Car Ka Naam Mummy K Naam Pr Q Rakkha hai?"
Papa-"Beta, QKi Yeh Bhi Mere Control K Baahar hai!!"


Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes.
Bunty: Yeah, quite right.
Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius!


Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?
Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.


One of the key of my keyboard is not orking... I onder hich one!