(All Shayari Collection)

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu
tumhe
road se duur chalna chayi tha.
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Patient: abay Kon sa road?
Me to park me leta huaa tha... :p


Mere Dil ke kisi kone me tum rehti ho..
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ish liye
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ghar ke kharch me adha hissa diya kar kamini..


Boy-Hey I Have Just Installed Windows
8 In My Pc
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Girlz: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, Im Using Windows 98..!!


Thought Of The Day:
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Please Replace
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Your
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Toothbrush Before It Becomes A
Sunflower :p
Hav A Nysh Dayy )


एक बातूनी महिला का चेक-अप करने के उपरांत डॉक्टर ने कहा – “कोई बीमारी नहीं है, बस आराम की जरुरत है.”
महिला – “लेकिन आपने मेरी जीभ तो देखी ही नहीं…?”
डॉक्टर – “उसे भी आराम की जरुरत है … !”


A Very-Very Classic Insult...
Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon
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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...???


Boy-:mai tumhare liye sab kuch chhod dunga.
girl-maa-baap?
Boy -:haan
girl-: Apne Dost?
Boy-:haan
girl- aru??
Boy-: Didi ghar jao Apke papa pareshan ho rahe honge.....


Bunty: What is the best way to see flying saucers?
Pappu: Pinch the waitress!


Son: Dad, do you have a perfect visual memory?
Dad: Yes son, pretty much. Why do you ask?
Son: I just broke your shaving mirror!


When people tell me - "You're going to regret that in the morning."
I sleep in till noon, because I'm a problem solver!