(All Shayari Collection)

Some bdy texted me-
Oye joke bhej?
I replied-mein padhai kr rha hu !
After some time !
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Reply comes !
Mast hai !
Or bhej !!!!
Hadd hai yarr..


Wikipedia:i knw evrythng.
Google:i hav evrythng.
Facebook:i knw evrybdy..
Internet:without me u r nthng..
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Electricty:
Awaaaaaz NICHEee.


मरीज (डॉक्टर से) - मैं रोज 50 रुपये की दवाई ले रहा हूँ, पर कोईफायदा नहीं हो रहा.. !
डॉक्टर - अब तुम मुझसे 40 रुपये वाली दवाई ले जाओ. इससे तुम्हे रोज 10 रुपये का फायदा होगा !!!


Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or,
Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur he.
Ab mai kya batau?
Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...


Gusse Ka Aana "Mard" Hone K Nishani Hai
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Magar
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Gusse Ko Pee Jana "Husband" Hone Ki Nishani Hai...!!


Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Bunty: What?
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!


It's always darkest before the dawn...
If you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it!


The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!


It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.


Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
"Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"