(All Shayari Collection)

"Jab tak zinda hu post karta rahunga....
or jiss din post ni kiya toh smjhlena.....
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Agle din kardunga ....maar do zaalimo......nahi nahi maar hi do.......Abhi toh mjhe gf b ni mili....


Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.


एक अजीब सी हालत है तेरे जाने के बाद ,
भूख ही नही लगती खाना खाने के बाद...!!.
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मेरे पास 8 समोसे थे, जो मेने खा लिए,
1 तेरे आने से पहले 7 तेरे जाने के बाद....!!!!नींद ही नही आती मुझे सोने के बाद,
नज़र कुछ नही आता आँखें बंद होने के बाद....!!!!
डॉक्टर से जो पूछा इसका इलाज़, देकर 4 टॅब्लेट्स,
बोला...., खा लेना 2 जागने से पहले, 2 सोने के बा


God to Pappu :- Beta kya
chahiye.??
Pappu :- Ek Job,Ek badi si gaadi.. Aur usme
Dher sari ladkiya,
God :- Tathastu.
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Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus driver hai...
Soch samajh k maango, God bhi smart hai.


School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…
Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .
Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…
Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .
Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…
Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…
Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…


Girl:" If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
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Boy:" Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai..
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Girl:" I know per formality to karni hi padegi..


More than 45% of
electricity will be
saved in India..........
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if saas bahu serials are banned
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1990's Beggars: give some food GOD will bless you,
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2013 beggars:
Hit Like/ Share/ Comment if u r breathing!!!
Hit Like/ Share/ Comment if u love ur Mom!!!
Hit Like/ Share/ Comment if u love God!!!


America me jab boyfrend apni
grlfrend ko call krta hai nd
romantic hota hai to kehta hai
-""i luv u baby .. i luv u
forever. .
England me - baby just Give me
1 kiss. ..
Russian . .- hey baby m missing
u here. .
India - "" Jaaan . .aaj kya Pehna
hua hai ??


Attitude Of Girls :
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Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To:
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi Nahi..!!:/
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Jab Ladke Dekhein To
Girl : Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai..!!